Well now that blonde bastard is gone maybe you can all point your attention to the entertainer on the stage who's here to excite and inform you, come one now, phones away kiddywinks.



Well this week the boys bring you a show with delectable delight like the real reason Disney acquired Lucas arts and there plans for Skywalker ranch. How one woman made a no legged man whole, we touch lightly upon the space pope and his intergalactic order, a fish with a very stiff lower lip, and why rope burn can be a severe disability in one horrible case.



Please note tonight’s show could be considered highly offensive so if you can’t handle your sick funnies then please return your free admission ticket to the box office where you will receive a pinch of the cheek, a ruffle of the hair and a warm bottle for your travels home. I mean lets be honest, you would have to be a Daily Mail reader to think the s**t we say is actually our opinions. Just jokes, folks!"